the fact that nancy even asks this question smh

the fact that nancy even asks this question smh

holy.

I had a dream last night that my sister and I found out about extra scenes you could unlock in STFD so we were actually IN the game playing it, and we found this basement room in Mattie’s house where she had created basically a shrine to Nancy. She was stalking her and taking all these photos of her and it had all these ways to kill Nancy. It was absolutely terrifying and then she came back and she threw a knife at me and killed me and I had to do second chance like six times in a row because she kept attacking me when she found me. But finally I played it cool and managed to walk out once she found me and then I RAN for the door like a motherfucker expecting it to take me to a taxi like it does in the game. But instead I just went outside the house and there was a little meadow and all these hot springs. So I decided to swim in them for a while and all these people showed up and joined me and then the hot springs were a jacuzzi so we turned up the temperature and added bubbles and lights and there were pizzas magically everywhere around us to eat. But THEN Mattie came back and I didn’t know what to do and she started hanging out with us, not fully saying anything about what had happened because there were other people there but she kept dropping all these hints about my personal life to make sure that I knew she had still been stalking me. She told me she was going to name her firstborn child 25422 after the house number where I live.

bezsenne ASKED:
we can be single pringle together if you want and tbh i am surprised you even ARE a single pringle because you are so cool and nice and smart but yeah sorry if this sends twice tumblr is being funk

awww nah we’re in this together, girl

honestly I don’t mind being single that much and actually prefer it most of the time, so it’s not that surprising because I put zero effort into dating people. when I AM quasi-seeing someone, I generally get stressed out about it more than anything. so it’s okay. but sometimes I do wish I had a significant other that I could make play nancy drew with me all the time especially because the posts you people make about them are always golden.

I’m impressed by the fact that so many members of the clue crew have boyfriends. I’m just this super pitiful single pringle and sometimes I assume you’re all in the same boat as me but nope everyone is talking about playing ND with their significant others and I’m just sitting here like h o w.

skyguyandsnips ASKED:
I did not even know Hardy Boys games existed that weren't primarily about Nancy. o_o is it that bad???

nah I really don’t think they were that popular?

nedstopher:

Has anyone played this?? Is it any good???

I own this game and I’ve attempted to play it twice and given up both times. It’s just really difficult? The stuff you’re supposed to do is so obscure and weird and there’s not really a good hint system set up. It’s also a pain in the motherfucking butt to travel around from location to location in any efficient way.

nedstopher:

Has anyone played this?? Is it any good???

I own this game and I’ve attempted to play it twice and given up both times. It’s just really difficult? The stuff you’re supposed to do is so obscure and weird and there’s not really a good hint system set up. It’s also a pain in the motherfucking butt to travel around from location to location in any efficient way.

A+ segue, I’m sure everyone wants to eat a cookie after hearing about your maggot infested carcass, Taylor.

A+ segue, I’m sure everyone wants to eat a cookie after hearing about your maggot infested carcass, Taylor.

call-1-555-mystico is making these amazing flawless outfits inspired by ND characters whereas when i tried to dress up like red knott that one time, it looked like this:

rohtua ASKED:
Thank you so much for the additional sonny stuff! I just wanted to let you know that I'm not including any sexuality headcanons that just say "I think he's bi/pan/etc." because even though they're valid headcanons, putting them in a post like this would just feel like people were casting votes instead of fleshing out his character. If you want to write a more detailed headcanon about sonny being pan (his past relationships, etc.), I'd be happy to add it to the post!

that’s totally fine, I was just throwing out stuff I remembered I’d written about him!